Because of this asshole we have to go through hoops to protect ourselves from terrorists. We have to be scanned at the airport. Have our suitcases torn open and ransacked. Have our babies patted down to assure there is no dangerous materials or bombs hidden inside the child. (other than the normal bombs you would find in a diaper) Yes, it's hard to deal with, but these measures have to be taken in order to keep us safe! You do want to be safe, right? I watched a youtube video the other day of this stupid model chick— I don't remember her name, all upset and crying because she felt violated because the security woman had to pat her down and OMG "she touched my vagina" Gimme a break, what do you think that security officer was doing? I'm sure she was just waiting for you to show up so she could get a little touch of your vajayjay. Get over yourself! If they need to check my lady parts for hidden devices, then more power to them. I'd actually be very interested in seeing what they find up there myself. it's been a while since I've gotten any attention in my nether regions—maybe I can find that same woman security officer to get me some of that action! The xray machine—I love it, I get to raise my arms up in the air and honestly, that's when my boobs are at their perkiest!
I could go on and on with all the political bullshit, but I'd only get sucked into a full out trantrum about the Trump tramp, not to mention the halfwit from Alaska!
Til Next time, Much Love,
Jodi