I was watching TV tonight and one of those eharmony commercials came on. In the commercial they mentioned that their matching is based on 29 dimensions of compatibility. So, it got me thinking. I'll bet none of their questions would even come close to what, in reality, makes a couple compatible. So, you guessed it. I have comprised a listing of the 10 essentials that keep Hubby and I harmonious—in no particular order.
#1. If we have sex, talking afterwards is optional, or it consists of me telling you "Are we done? Then get the hell off me"
#2. After a meal, passing gas is acceptable. If it smells, leaving the room so the smell follows you, is also acceptable.
#3. We laugh at each others jokes because we actually think we're funny.
#4. You clean up the pee ring around the toilet base because you realize you have bad aim.
#5. You sitting around in your most comfortable holey underwear—I've learned to live with.
#6. We realize that we are both over 50 years old and we don't expect each other to look or act like we're 21.
#7. I am sitting at my computer downstairs and you are at your's upstairs and if we need something, we can IM each other.
#8. We are both fat, so it's okay if no one gets naked.
#9. You cook and enjoy it. I don't and we enjoy that equally.
And #10. You read my top 10 compatibility list and laughed with me because it's all true and it works for us.
So there ya have it. I hope you enjoyed my little list. Please feel free to comment and add your own couple compatibilities!
Much Love — Jodi